Lets say I become famous one day and people start looking for pick up lines from me - so just planning for the future :) And be assured these are my creation.. no plagiarism here. To be updated regularly by PP

- You cant be a good leader if you feel that its lonely at top
- When you think about your past and feel what a fool you have been, it means you have evolved into a better person
- There are three ways you can be famous - you have a Godfather, you have a rich father or you have God by your side
- Whats common in a discussion between two guys and between two girls? - A major part of both the discussions is bound to be focused on girls
- I am the smartest - because only I am smart enough to understand how smart I am!
- Imagination gives you options - reality doesn't
- Being single gives you happiness.. being double gives you wisdom
- Life is not as simple as maths.. being double doesn't double your happiness and being triple doesn't merely triple your happiness
- Genius and stupid people are similar - They have unlimited opportunity to show their talent